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In the darkness there is always light... i think.
Ra was bored. So was Amun. So Ra said, "Amun ol' pal, we need toys."
Amun readily agreed, for they were mighty gods, and everyone knew that mighty gods needed playthings. Therefore Ra and Amun made the Egyptians out of the clay of the Nile, and Thoth wrote it down, and brought them to life by saying their names.
And so there was humanity.
But then Osiris got murdered by his brother Set and all that and Anubis and Isis had to piece Osiris together again, making a mummy, and Osiris became the god of the underworld. And then bang the Egyptians got taken over by the stinky Romans and gay Greeks and I happened along, and made this site.
Ain't life grand?
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the gods and goddesses
Right. Okay. But considering the fact that there are literally thousands of Egyptian gods/goddesses, how about I waste your life by only writing about the main ones? Ok, glad we all agree.
Anubis: The jackal-headed god of embalming, basically the assistant god of death. He kicks ass!
Ra: Ra, Re, Rah, Reh. Whatever. Many spellings. The god of the sun. I like him too, i mean, I worship all of them (to keep them happy, you know). He sails across the sky in the day in a nice boat and gets swallowed by a giant snake/demon and gets reborn every morning. Mull that over your morning coffee, fuzzbrain.
Thoth: god of wisdom, writing, scribes. Has the head of an ibis, which is said to be a wise bird.
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